Are these people nuts? I can't understand , can I? ... caz im in love you fool

Weeks, months, years

Six weeks: I love you.
Six months: Of course I love you!
Six years: If I didn't love you I'd have split already.

Six weeks: Good evening, honey.
Six months: Hi, how's everything?
Six years: Any mail?

Six weeks: Wait, let me!
Six months: You want me to do it?
Six years: What's taking so long?

Six weeks: Honey, Susan's on the phone!
Six months: It's for you.
Six years: Get the damn phone already!

Six weeks: You must have had a difficult childhood.
Six months: Man, your parents suck.
Six years: Easy to see where you got it from!

Six weeks: Darling, let's go to Nepal!
Six months: Do you really wanna go abroad this year?
Six years: What's wrong with here?

Six weeks: Well, I thought you'd like a ring...
Six months: A vase is always useful.
Six years: Here. Go buy yourself something.

Six weeks: What do you wanna see tonight?
Six months: How about Evita?
Six years: I've seen Evita, you should see it too.

Six weeks: Don't worry, it's easy to clean.
Six months: Watch it, will you!
Six years: God, you're all thumbs.

Six weeks: I don't quite agree with you on that.
Six months: You're wrong.
Six years: You're an idiot.

Six weeks: And you cook so well!
Six months: What's for dinner?
Six years: Spaghetti again?

Six weeks: Can I get you a drink?
Six months: Could you make me a Martini?
Six years: You forgot the ice again!

Six weeks: You look so nice in your new dress!
Six months: You bought a new dress again?
Six years: What did it cost?

Six weeks: Let's go to your parents.
Six months: Let's go next week, I've got a lot of work to do.
Six years: So how are they?

Six weeks: Whoops! You've just formatted my hard drive. No biggie.
Six months: Dammit, pay more attention!
Six years: Stay. The fuck. Away. From. My computer.

Six weeks: It could use a little salt.
Six months: It's totally bland.
Six years: You suck at cooking just like your mother.

Six weeks: I mowed the lawn. You like it?
Six months: There's no gas in it.
Six years: Isn't it your turn?

Six weeks: Mmm! This scent is enchanting!
Six months: Don't you think it's a bit strong?
Six years: God you stink in that stuff.

Six weeks: I rented that movie you like so much.
Six months: Are you sure you wanna watch this?
Six years: No way, game's about to start.

Six weeks: I love Chinese literature and contemporary arts.
Six months: Have you seen my sports magazine?
Six years: You forgot to buy the TV-guide again.